Spring Break Trip, 3/7 - Diagon and Knockturn Alley

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

A field trip into Professor Skeeter's hometown is going to be necessary in the afternoon. Enter the world of Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, Minerva McGonagall and various others here.

Map of Diagon Alley

List of things available in Diagon Alley


The Leaky Cauldron, Charing Cross, London

Diagon Alley
The Apothecary
Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlor
Flourish and Blotts
Gringott's Wizarding Bank
Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

Knockturn Alley
Borgin & Burkes

St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

OOC!


COME ON IN!

NOTE: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes products will last two days for food products; one day for non-food products. So if you buy then, realize they have a *very* short shelf-life.

Comments

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

Of course Jaye stops here. She might pick up a few boxes of stuff. Especially the Skiving Snackboxes, because really. Who needs school?

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth grins at Jaye as she enters the shop. "I'm very scared at the possibilites you could come up with with some of these things in here," she says, laughing as she examines what looks to be wands.

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

"I considered the fireworks, but thought they might get confiscated due to the blowupification of them," she says. "So I'll stick to things that make me bleed my way out of class."

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"Is that what they do?" Elizabeth asks, pulling a slightly disgusted face. "Eww. Surely there's got to be a less gross way of missing class? One that preferably doesn't involve body fluids!"

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

"I think there are fainting ones, too, but I'd rather not be unconscious. Plus, blood should freak the teacher out enough to keep you out of class," she reasons.

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"True. Although you should probably make sure you're wearing clothes that you don't mind getting blood on," Elizabeth points out.

She can't believe that she's actually discussing something like this.

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

Jaye grins. "Very good idea," she says. "Old T-shirt and jeans day on Monday, I'm thinking."

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fh_extras]

"Is there anything we can help you find?"

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

"Yeah," Jaye says. "I need to terrorize my school."

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fh_extras]

Jay's response propts a pair of identical grins.

"Well you've come to the right place miss. Did you have anything in mind?"

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

"Well, the fireworks are probably bad because we have a weapons ban. So I need a nice safe way of causing distruction without pointing the finger at me... Without explosives."

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fh_extras]

"Have you seen our fine selection of candies, or perhaps a portable swamp?"

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

There's a long pause. "Portable swamp?" she asks, mentally counting out her money.

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fh_extras]

"Oh yes miss, it's a best seller for large scale havoc."

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

Jaye smiles. "Gimme."

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fh_extras]

"We like you," they informed her as one, returning her smile with one eerily similar. George (or maybe Fred) handed over a box with a painting of a swamp on the cover, then said, "Just be careful you don't get caught in it. Twenty feet minimum safe distance, right?"

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

"I will invest in a tape measure," she says. She can't think of a single reason she'd want to get caught in a swamp. She wants the swamp to happen to other people.

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fh_extras]

"Sixty galleons, please," Fred (or maybe George?) said, then asked, "So, you go to Salem Academy, yeah? Naff place, is it?"

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

Not having any freaking clue what they're talking about, Jaye hands over the money and says, "Yeah. It's... naff."

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fh_extras]

"Right-o." George-or-Fred put the money in the till, took out an instruction booklet and said, "Send us an owl and let us know how it worked for you, yeah? We love testimonials!"

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fates_jaye]

"No problem," she says, internally thinking omgwtfowl? "I'll put it to good bad use."

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[fh_extras]

"Wicked!" They chorused, and gave her wide, evil grins.

Re: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"Which class are you planning to try this in?"