Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Feet Below Fandom, Monday

[designateddadfriend]

Guess what, y'all! There's a bar here now! Why, the hole was practically swimming in coping mechanisms things to do!

. . . Was it still day drinking if there was no external marker of time passing other than people and things falling through the ceiling?

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Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[defenderofdesmoines]

If they were still here for Rey's birthday, Annie would totally throw her a hole party. Involving slanted bowling and campfire songs, probably.

"What's not to like?" Annie asked, smiling. "It's sort of violent, there's some precision involved, you get to wear special clothes...."

Of course, she and Diego had never been bowling together, but that was because he'd probably have a really unfair advantage.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[thatwaslucky]

"Sort of violent?" Rey repeated, amused.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Throwing a bowling ball down a lane is a really good way to get out aggression, sometimes," Annie admitted. "I think it's why bowling goes so well with drinking."

On that note, was there any non-skunky beer around here? Annie had started her day with mimosas and the buzz was pretty worn off. Time to fix that.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[thatwaslucky]

"Does it? I mean, I'm not really the one to ask."

Rey had not touched that beer for reasons. Multiple.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[defenderofdesmoines]

Yeah, the beer situation was not exactly looking promising. "That and how easy it is to keep score," Annie assured her, eyeing the beer taps with critical disgust. "Like, bowling, darts and pool all kind of make up the 'I can play this while drunk' trifecta."

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[thatwaslucky]

"Oh yeah, scoring is easy." She was not playing right. "This does seem like something that would be very bad to mess up while drunk, though."

She could say that, not knowing people did things like throw the ball into the wrong lane sober.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[defenderofdesmoines]

"I mean, I'm sure people drop balls on their feet all the time." Probably another part of the appeal of the shoes! "There's probably bumpers we can get out if you want to play on, like, super easy mode. They fill in the gutters, on the sides."

Not that Annie knew where they would be, but surely this place came with bumpers in case a child needed to bowl or something. One of Fandom's...like, half-dozen children.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[thatwaslucky]

"But then your score's going to be really low, right?" Rey asked.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Well, no, it would be sort of artificially high because you wouldn't get any gutter balls," Annie explained. "The idea is to not go in the gutter?"

Was that...not clear?

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[thatwaslucky]

"But then you could get all the pins down in like, two tries every time," Rey said. "I got them all down in four tries last time."

In the rules she made up.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[defenderofdesmoines]

"You're supposed to try to get them all down in just one try," Annie shared. "That's a strike. It's, like, the point of the game."

Though she liked the sound of Rey's rules. Very forgiving, that way. Honestly, probably even better for drinking.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[thatwaslucky]

"Well, of course. But I don't think that happens that often unless I cheat."

Note: Rey had had nothing to drink, she just liked her rules.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[defenderofdesmoines]

"If you can get them all down except one, it's called a spare, and that's worth a lot, too?" Annie told her. "But you win for doing it in the least tries. Like golf."

A useful reference point for Rey, Annie, good job.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[thatwaslucky]

"That's one of those where you hit a ball with a stick?" Rey checked.

For the record, she would also be fun at mini golf.

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Yes. Into a hole," she added, clarifyingly, since field hockey was also a thing. Also, baseball. "Maybe not a super popular sport with all of us down here for awhile, after this."

Re: Life in the hole- Fast Eddie's bowling

[thatwaslucky]

"I thought that last night, too," Rey admitted. "I suppose we could reclaim holes."