Kohala Coast, Hawaii - Morning & Afternoon - Friday - February 25th

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With only two days of vacation left, time was running out for the guests to enjoy the blue skies and warm ocean breeze of Hawaii. Luckily, there were still plenty of things to do at the resort, for anyone who wasn't worn out from all the fun yet!

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Re: OOC

[withoutverona]

I move we make this a space for random jokes, I'll start.

So there's this pan of muffins in the oven, and one muffin turns to the muffin next to it and says, "Wow, it's hot in here."

And the second muffin says "EEEEEEEEEEEEK! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Ba-dump-bump.

Re: OOC

[trigons_child]

How do you catch a unique bird?






YOU NIQUE UP ON HIM. :D

Re: OOC

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeee.

Okay, a piece of string and his buddy walk into a bar and go up to the bartender and ask for a drink. The bartender stares at the string and says, "Aren't you a piece of string? We don't serve your kind."

Distraught, the poor piece of string wanders out into the parking lot and contorts himself up all up and then hops back into the bar.

The bartender looks at him and goes, "Aren't you the piece of string I just threw out of here?"

And the string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

:D

Re: OOC

[swordsandsoccer.livejournal.com]

This rich oil sheik invites over Nicolas Sarkozy, David Cameron, and Angela Merkel to come speak to him about politics. He tells them, 'While you're here, you can make use of my pool. It's special: it fills itself up with any beverage you speak of right before jumping.'

So that night, Sarkozy takes a first go at it. He runs down the plank, shouts 'Vin!' and leaps in. The water turns to wine, he swims a few rounds with his mouth open, and he has to be hauled out of the pool by the end.

Then Cameron gets to have a turn. He stands on the plank, looks down carefully, and shouts, 'Whiskey!' before jumping in. Again, he swims a few laps with his mouth open and they haul him out of the pool.

Finally, Merkel is up. She takes a running start on the plank, opens her mouth to speak... ...and then trips over the edge. "SCHEISSE!"

*badum-tish*

...So the next day, the Sheik lets her take another shot at it. She stands at the top of the plank, frowns down, and very carefully proclaims, "Bier!"

Then she hops off the plank and promptly hits the ground of the empty pool really hard.

The sheik peers over and shouts, apologetically, "Sorry! German beer takes a while to make!"

*bows*

Ladies and gents, European humor. Don't kill me.

Re: OOC

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

A sandwich and a banana walk into a bar and they order some nachos. The bartender says "Sorry, but we don't serve food here."

Re: OOC

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

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You take away their brooms!

Re: OOC

[comedownstairs.livejournal.com]

Please ignore the non-game journal to let my icon speak.