"I am pretty sure I could make effects better than this movie with a blown up condom and some ketchup," he said, laughing at the absurd movie. That probably wasn't what the creators of the movie were going for but this was great awful entertainment.

"Now, we just wait for the inevitable romantic subplot," he said, glancing over at Wesley. "I'm sure some chick will fall in love with the bloke there and end up as snake food so he can cry all manfully at the loss of his sex partner."

[No worries! Bye!]