Okay, a piece of string and his buddy walk into a bar and go up to the bartender and ask for a drink. The bartender stares at the string and says, "Aren't you a piece of string? We don't serve your kind."
Distraught, the poor piece of string wanders out into the parking lot and contorts himself up all up and then hops back into the bar.
The bartender looks at him and goes, "Aren't you the piece of string I just threw out of here?"
Re: OOC
Okay, a piece of string and his buddy walk into a bar and go up to the bartender and ask for a drink. The bartender stares at the string and says, "Aren't you a piece of string? We don't serve your kind."
Distraught, the poor piece of string wanders out into the parking lot and contorts himself up all up and then hops back into the bar.
The bartender looks at him and goes, "Aren't you the piece of string I just threw out of here?"
And the string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
:D