//It's th'fact that they said guitars, plural, that hurts th'most,// Jono replied. //If I ever do become a parent, I think th'first thing I'm going to have to do is find a trustworthy, child-less guitar-sitter. I've had conversations with that Stratocaster.//

Giving Strat a bath was kind of like attempted murder, in that light. Oh Fandom, you and your weird weekends.

//That didn't seem like such a terrible future for you and yours, though. But what sort of a name is 'Nommy?'//