"Aww, poor grumpy Jono, trapped on a beautiful island where the drinks are plentiful and the people half-clad," Karla said, giving him a look that said she wasn't buying it. "And not a word out of you about not being able to enjoy the booze because--"

And with perfect timing, the waiter showed up with a bottle of Carling and a glass with ice in it.

"--ahem," she said, gesturing to the bottle. Then to the waiter she added, "Don't worry about pouring it. I'll drink it directly from the bottle, thanks."