"Okay," he said, taking a breath to try and calm himself down. God, he hoped his pants were looking too bad right now. That'd take awhile to fucking go down.

"And I want to keep going so don't start reading into me agreeing with you to stop, okay? I want to keep going but...yeah, I get why we should stop. I think America has some fucking strict indecent exposure laws. I don't need to spend a night in a jail, wondering if Big Bertha in the corner's gonna use me as a toilet."