"I wasn't watching anything," he said hastily, frowning down at the sand. Even if it was a poor lie, he was still going to use it try and save some face right now.

"And I am not being a bitch," he added, shaking his head. "There is nothing bitchy about me. I'm completely friendly and compassionate right now. I am greeting the world with open arms and giving everyone a fucking proverbial hug because I am just that non bitchy today."

That probably sounded bitchy. Oh well.