Not by being clever and taking the snorkel course, of course. By buying a cheap snorkel, yanking it over his head, and trusting that he'd put enough suntan lotion on himself to keep him from catching fire and burning to a crisp.
He soon learned about the hazards of getting salt water in your goggles, the creepiness of Moray eels, and the fact that one looked very silly padding around a beach with a snorkel on your head.
The Beach
Not by being clever and taking the snorkel course, of course. By buying a cheap snorkel, yanking it over his head, and trusting that he'd put enough suntan lotion on himself to keep him from catching fire and burning to a crisp.
He soon learned about the hazards of getting salt water in your goggles, the creepiness of Moray eels, and the fact that one looked very silly padding around a beach with a snorkel on your head.