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fh_trips2024-03-01 01:22 pm
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Fhloston, Friday Evening
Awww, it's our last night at the Astrotorium. You know...if you never go to bed, it doesn't count as tomorrow. Exploit this trick and stay forever!
[While only a few rides, restaurants, and attractions will be shown per day, a full list of them can be found HERE.]
[While only a few rides, restaurants, and attractions will be shown per day, a full list of them can be found HERE.]
Hotel
[OOC: As always, please move NSFW threads out of the main comm. Room assignments are here. Please add your room number to the header as you thread.]
Games
Goodnight Zooms
Goodnight Squirrel Jumping Over the Moon...
[OOC: Use the header to let us know what rides you're enjoying]
Bumper Cars - A childhood favorite, hop in a tiny car, race around an indoor track, and try to hit as many other motorists as you can! The perfect preparation for driving in real life. ("These bumping cars remind me of the time your amusement park smashed into my planet." --Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop)
Chaos Warp - Slide into one of the dragon-shaped carriages of this condor ride that once again combines spinning with multi-dimensional movement, the carriages pulling up and dropping back down again at irregular intervals all while spinning in a large circle. (When the world is consumed by chaos, the skilled and the foolish are on equal footing. Much the same is true when leaving this ride.)
Drop Tower - Rise up two hundred and sixty stories of terror before being dropped back down in what feels like a never-ending freefall! Please Note: A space suit is required for this ride. Rentable spacesuits available. Rentable and cleaned spacesuits available for a higher fee. ("I can see the next star system from here!")
Ferris Wheel - A thousand feet high, this slow-moving circle lets you see for miles in every direction. Popular with astronomers, date nights, and people who just want to be alone for a few minutes in blessed peace. (For those without hotel rooms, a few turns on the Ferris Wheel provides enough time to get a good night's sleep.)
The Howling Mine - The Howling Mine moves faster than the speed of sound. The screams you hear are the group ahead of you. The howling is the coaster itself. (And the crying is the staff who has to clean up the cars after every ride.)
The Roil Coaster - Under the right conditions, the Roil Coaster can act like the butterfly wings of the Chaos Theory, but a lot bigger and much worse. ("Code Dark Donut! Code Dark Donut! All available fun specialists, please report to the Roil Coaster immediately!" --Truss, chief engineer )
Tunnel of Love - Enjoy a bit of alone time on this long, winding ride of soft music, low lighting, and whispering sweet nothings in each other's ears. Or listening to the vicious argument between the people in the next ship. (For some reason, people complain less about getting stuck on this ride than they do any of the others.)
Tunnel of Love
He was now standing outside the Tunnel of Love wondering if he ought to send a text in search of a certain ginger.
Entertainment
[OOC: Use the header to let us know what performances you're watching]
Goblin Blastronauts - Goblins claim that they're the ones who discovered gunpowder. We can't be sure of that, but they sure do love playing with it. And we get enjoy the explosive results! (The goblins really throw themselves into the fireworks show, despite Myra's please to stop.)
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon - Sit in awe as Solaflora takes the floor, singing four- or even five-part harmonies with herself, as well as delighting audiences with rounds, madrigals, and pattersongs of all stripes. She also accompanies herself on various wind and reed instruments. Truly a breathtaking performance, no matter how many faces you have! (Rumors say that she's a brilliant performer, but, off the stage, is more than a little two-faced.)
Lasers: The Musical - Telling the heart wrenching story of Angrath the Space Pirate and his seemingly fruitless quest to return to his daughters that he left behind after his first Planeswalk, this show is guaranteed to bring a tear to your eye and a sizzle to your ear. (It's a minotaur de force!)
Planeswalker Wrestling - Tonight only, see Liliana of the Dark Realms take on Nicol Bolas the Ravager for the ultimate Title Match and Belt Championship! Pretty much how their historical showdown went down! (What the show lacks in historical accuracy, it makes up for in awesome submission holds.)
Food
[OOC: Use the header to let us know where you're eating]
Concession Stand - Eating here is always a concession. (Today's Special: Spicy Ma-chip-ulator Nachos)
Time Wok - A bastion of calm, serenity, and flavor in an otherwise stark desert of mayhem, aggravation, and fast food, Time Wok is one of the Astrotorium's two fine dining establishments. Priding itself on serving only fresh ingredients, Time Wok is sometimes unexpectedly closed, either off obtaining said ingredients or out of them entirely. (Today's Special: Mishra's Boba)
Ye Olden Timey Tavern - A playfully raucous establishment, serving up flagons of ale and heaps of good time. Come in for the tasty, family-style fare, stay for the gregarious conversation and the occasional brawl! (Stay long enough and it becomes dinner and a show! )
Amenities
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Costume Shop - Why stop at idolizing your favorite Magic: The Gathering character when you could dress like them, too? Duck into the closest costume shop and stroll out looking like a new man! Or woman! Or minotaur! Or mermaid. Or... ("Sold out, I'm afraid, but Wrenns Three through Six are on sale." --Lornak, sales manager)
Balloon Stand - Scattered all over the park, these robots are the counterpart to Clare D'Loon. Their balloon-shaping is faster, but they fail to capture the magic that really makes hers come alive. But sometimes, you just want something to make you a balloon animal that stays a balloon. And the balloon stands are always happy to oblige. (MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO FOLD INFLATABLE TUBES INTO JOY.)
Fortune Teller - A mysterious and unknown animatronic figure shrouded in a blue cloak, trading your tokens for your fortunes! TODAY'S FORTUNE: YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE ENCOUNTER WITH A HANDSOME ROBOT.
Miniature Golf Course - Against the backdrop of space, isn't all golf miniature?
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