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fh_trips2024-02-28 04:34 pm
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Fhloston, Wednesday Evening
Somehow the park seems to get louder and rowdier at night. Good luck to you folks trying to go to bed early. The Astrotorium provides round the clock fun, excitement, and probably danger. Who needs sleep anyway?
[While only a few rides, restaurants, and attractions will be shown per day, a full list of them can be found HERE]
[While only a few rides, restaurants, and attractions will be shown per day, a full list of them can be found HERE]
Hotel
[OOC: As always, please move NSFW threads out of the main comm. Room assignments are here. Please add your room number to the header as you thread.]
Room 313 - 2/27.
Rides
[OOC: Use the header to let us know what rides you're enjoying]
Bounce Chamber - Strap into something that is definitely not a repurposed giant space hamster ball and live your best bouncy life! Better yet, the new improvements to the ride has it taking place inside, so you no longer have to worry about a poorly-judged bounce will send you straight into the stratosphere. (The Astorium bouncing record is three days, though setting it wasn't strictly intentional.)
Chandra's Revolution - Hanging swings are suspended from the top of the ride. It extends twenty feet up in the air, rotating around fast enough that the swings arc out between jets of flame. (Sometimes the Astrotorium's stunts look dangerous because they absolutely are.)
Ferris Wheel - A thousand feet high, this slow-moving circle lets you see for miles in every direction. Popular with astronomers, date nights, and people who just want to be alone for a few minutes in blessed peace. (After a certain point, it becomes more prison than ride.)
Garruk's Wake - They say you leave a piece of yourself behind on Garruk's Wake. The janitorial bots can tell you that's absolutely true. (Fans complained that Garruk's Wake had no animals in it. Then the rats moved in.)
-Saucer Spin - Have you ever spun around in circles until you were very, very dizzy? Yeah, it's like that but faster, longer, and you paid for the experience. (Located on the opposite side of the park from the food court, for obvious reasons.)
Tunnel of Love - Enjoy a bit of alone time on this long, winding ride of soft music, low lighting, and whispering sweet nothings in each other's ears. Or listening to the vicious argument between the people in the next ship. (Almost as many engagements have been created there as have been broken!)
Entertainment
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Atomwheel Acrobat Extravaganza - The Big Top has never seemed so high until watching these spectacular feats of gymnastics and contortionism! With trapeze artists and tightrope traversers and our very own high-wire weaver herself, Spinnerette, the Arachnobat, these death-defying stunts will leave you breathless! ("If our acrobats fail to impress, we have no one to blame but our elves." --Myra the Magnificent)
Ob Nixilis Presents: Ob Nixilis Gets to Kill YouINNISTRAD! The Musical! - An overview of the most important events in Innistrad's history, explained in the most helpful educational medium: song and dance. (So Griselbrand was bound / His rage brought to a halt. / Till Lili Vess came 'round / Asking, "Hey what's in that vault?")Rock Concert - Stone cold and diamond hard, legendary rockstar Flint Jagger is here to blow your mind and your eardrums. He will, he will rock you. (Born to, and literally of, rock)
Thalia's No-Fun Zone
The only thing she regretted was not throwing a shoe at the stage before being escorted out before intermission.
And the whispered, "Another over-the-top Liliana cosplayer," had not helped her mood any.
Food
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Concession Stand - Eating here is always a concession. (Todays Special: Koth of the Hamburger)
Time Wok - A bastion of calm, serenity, and flavor in an otherwise stark desert of mayhem, aggravation, and fast food, Time Wok is one of the Astrotorium's two fine dining establishments. Priding itself on serving only fresh ingredients, Time Wok is sometimes unexpectedly closed, either off obtaining said ingredients or out of them entirely. (Today's Special: Dovin Baan Mi)
Ye Olden Timey Tavern - A playfully raucous establishment, serving up flagons of ale and heaps of good time. Come in for the tasty, family-style fare, stay for the gregarious conversation and the occasional brawl! (A favorite of hobbits and dwarves everywhere!)
Amenities
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Costume Shop - Why stop at idolizing your favorite Magic: The Gathering character when you could dress like them, too? Duck into the closest costume shop and stroll out looking like a new man! Or woman! Or minotaur! Or mermaid. Or... ("Chandra's Pyromastery Gloves are not fire resistant." --Costume warning label)
Fortune Teller - A mysterious and unknown animatronic figure shrouded in a blue cloak, trading your tokens for your fortunes! TODAY'S FORTUNE: THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WILL BE FILLED WITH FUN AND HAPPINESS-- ALL SIX HOURS OF IT.
Pietra's Mirthing Pod - Brainchild (not literally) of our very own Pietra, Crafter of Clowns, the Mirthing Pod will extrude you a clown of your very own, a friend who will follow you all around the park! (Pietra's Mirthing Pod boasts an output that's hilarious and impressive - a real laugh a minute.)
[Treat this as a moddable NPC that follows you around for whatever amount of time is funniest for you.]
It Came From Planet Glurg! - A screening of the B-Movie classic, It Came From Planet Glug, featuring the Astrotorium's own Glurgian alien ooze, Stephan! He will provide cultural commentary of the movie, as well as acting out some of the more terrifying scenes on unsuspecting audience members. (A sludge with a grudge)
OOC
"I think my favorite thing to come out of this trip is Beaker and Navaan's friendship. You're all welcome for that, by the way. It will be the gift that keeps on giving."