"Fire station has beds," Travis pointed out. "You know I live there, right?" He shook his head. "I'm not going to use a sauna when we have limited potable water." The man had been sponge bathing for a week over here. "And I've totally taken time off. Like, multiple times."

Those were sad lump days. And anyway, if his husband telling him not to worry had barely worked when they were on a tropical vacation, Dwight stood little chance of managing it when they were all stuck in a hole.