Athens, Friday morning/afternoon
At least there's a lot of wine and no set drinking age? And the weather is crisp and beautiful? And togas are flattering on everyone? And everyone's speaking English with Greek accents because that makes sense? And the bandits out in the hills are super smackable, if that's your idea of vacation fun?
Enjoy your blast waaaaaay to the past, Fandom. Have some more wine. The water might give you stomach distress.

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