Necker Island, Wednesday Morning

[bigdamnprincipal]

Another gorgeous sunrise means another beautiful day of vacation for the residents of Fandom, at least those who can get out of bed and make it outside.

Those who feasted on the seafood buffet last night might want to avoid the floating sushi today. There might just be too much of a good thing.

Comments

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

Kuzco stomped his, well, hoof.

Sorry, Kuzco. "I AM EMPEROR OVER PEOPLE."

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

"You certainly aren't my emperor," Hyacinthe told him. "You know your power exists only as long as there are people that respect it, yes?"

He had a feeling Kuzco hadn't gotten that message, actually.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"...No," Kuzco insisted. "I'm emperor. They all adore me!"

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

"...What are you basing this on?" Hyacinthe asked. Because that didn't sound like an opinion based at all in reality.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"My whole life," Kuzco said with a sniff.

Which, admittedly, hadn't been all that reality-based.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

"And how often do you interact with the people?" Hyacinthe asked. "I think the closest Ganelon's ever gotten to a crowd is three stories above it."

And Ganelon was beloved. Or, at least, respected.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

Kuzco shuddered. "Ugh. Peasants."

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

Yeah, that wasn't going to convince Hya you deserved the jacuzzi, Kuzco. He was a peasant.

"You mean, most of the people you rule over?"

Just checking!

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, the whiny, unwashed group of 'em," Kuzco said. "Plus Theme Song Guy."

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

"...And you think they love you." Hyacinthe's voice couldn't have been any flatter if it had been ironed.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"Their world revolves around me!" Kuzco proclaimed.

Hard to believe someone turned him into a llama, huh.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

Shocking.

Hyacinthe sputtered into a laugh that turned into a great, belly-aching guffaw. "Your peasants couldn't care less about you!" he said, between laughs. "Their lives revolve around their friends and family and making sure they have food! You're an annoyance at best!"

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"I AM A GIFT," Kuzco insisted.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

"You are a petty tyrant turned into a llama," Hyacinthe said, still chuckling. "What have you ever done for your subjects anyway? Name one thing."

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"Brighten their days by existing, naturally," Kuzco said.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

And here Hyacinthe thought he might stop laughing anytime soon. Now he had to worry that he'd end up dying of suffocation or something from being unable to take a breath. Or drowning!

"Pray, tell me you don't actually believe that," he gasped out, tears in his eyes. "It's impossible!"

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"Um, of course I believe it," Kuzco replied, examining his hoof. "I'm the emperor."

And sooooo deluded.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

"So?" Hyacinthe asked. "And I'm the Prince of Travellers. Do you care?"

Hya, stop pursuing this.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"Well, it makes you not a peasant, so that's not nothing," Kuzco allowed.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

Were llamas edible? Hyacinthe was giving definite thought to llama burgers.

"Peasant are more than nothing," he said sharply. "You can't even order the son of a laundress out of a jacuzzi."

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"I can too," Kuzco said. "Get out."

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

"Make me."

Mature, boys. Super mature.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"I will PEE IN THIS POOL."

Kuzco, you won't.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[vrajna_kralis]

"I will throw you out before you can!"

Then he'd just pee on you, Hyacinthe, honestly.

Re: Giant Jacuzzi

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"Then I'll pee on you!" Kuzco said triumphantly.

How ridiculously royal of you, Kuzco.