"The Darwin Awards. You've never heard of them?" Oh, now Jono was grinning. And not just because he'd found an excuse to put his ridiculous spoon down for a moment. "It's natural selection at its finest, April. A list of some of the most humiliating ways that people have found to ensure the strengthening of the entire human species by ridding the bloodline of their presence entirely."

So, terrible.

And hilarious.