Apparently neither of these teams were the right team, but Petra wasn't sure which one she was supposed to hate more. She kept texting questions to Ricky and Sinjin both (look, a girl has options) during the game, such as, Wait how does offsides work again? and WTF why does the ref do something different for every handball??

She looked up from her phone just in time to see-- "OH THAT WAS A BLATANT DIVE!"

It seemed Petra was going native.

She was also wondering when the shirts would come off. She could swear someone had told her that was part of the soccer experience.