"Do they like to mention your height and eye color every other paragraph, too?" Tahiri had to ask, unaware of the astounding irony. "As if any of them have ever even met you, or have a clue what you're actually like."

Watch, now she was going to go get her datapad, and end up discovering fic about Threepio and the Sarlacc. Look what you might have started, Jaina.