"It would be most upsetting to discover that something was not to our liking too late in the evening to be handled immediately," Liliana agreed, for once also working quite diligently in their shared, self-appointed task.

As part of her work towards that noble goal, she eventually ended sliding off his lap. "That does suggest that perhaps I should be testing the mattress out for myself..." she groaned, while his lips and teeth renewed their acquaintance with bared skin. Unwilling to be parted for even a moment, she drew him along with her as she eased along the mattress, breathing yet further suggestions for this very thorough testing, heedless of anything beyond him.

Snap. Crunch

Perhaps a little more heeding would have been wise.