"Stark," Summer told him, planitively, looking at him as he came over, "you can't feel bad for me suffering the consequences of my own actions. Feeling bad for a hangover after a room party is like feeling bad for water being wet or jello being jiggly. If anyone expected anything different, that's on them. Besides..."

She gave him a wan smile.

"If I don't wake up feeling terrible after a room party, then I'm really starting to lose my touch."