"The food's actually not that bad," said Gladio, who snorted a laugh as he added, "but consider the source there."

This was a man who genuinely loved cheap, trashy food to the point where he was karmically paid to promote it.

"The rides feel a lot iffier, but I'm always pretty suspicious of structural integrity in general...Carousel looks pretty nice, though."

If they wanted to lose an entire day in five short minutes, anyway...