Maybe their car was supposed to be broken down and Annie had forgotten that part? Something? Because that was a great point. Whatever, moving on.
"Yeah, he was all, like, horny and confident, probably," Annie decided. That also made sense. "Trying to impress her or something. Anyway, he's gone a super long time! Like, waaaaay longer than he should have been. And then the girl, just as she starts getting a little worried...heard a scratching sound on the ceiling."
A dramatic pause, and then, "Like a hook." Thanks, Annie.
Re: Life in the hole - by the campfire, but now drunk
"Yeah, he was all, like, horny and confident, probably," Annie decided. That also made sense. "Trying to impress her or something. Anyway, he's gone a super long time! Like, waaaaay longer than he should have been. And then the girl, just as she starts getting a little worried...heard a scratching sound on the ceiling."
A dramatic pause, and then, "Like a hook." Thanks, Annie.