Annie apparently had a track record of insensitivity to maintain.

"No, these kids had all their hands." But good thinking, Rey. That would totally be a good story. What a twist! "But so anyway they're sitting there listening and the girl is getting scared and meanwhile the guy's like, 'I'll protect you, baby, right after I pee.'"

Did Annie adopt a deeper voice for the boyfriend in this story? Of course she did.

"So he left her alone in the car, and told her to keep the doors locked." It was a bad choice, everyone! He should have peed through the window or something!