"Like, soooo stormy," Annie assured her, widening those glowy eyes for emphasis. "So stormy that this couple who was out on a date, like, decided they needed to pull their car over. But, like...let's be real, the dude wanted to pull over for another reason."

It was for sex, everyone. For car sex.

"So they're...cuddling," Annie continued, all but winking on that word, "and the radio comes on with an alert that a killer's on the loose!" Dun dun dun!!! "And this killer is really distinctive, because he lost his hand in an accident when he was young, and now he just has a hook!"

Annie even curved her non-glowing hand into a hook shape. See? Like that. Yarrr.